I'd be very interested to know in which country these app reviewers are, whether they're educated, whether they're being paid well, and how the working conditions are for them.

Funny! I prefer non-fiction.

http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/evanosnos/2012/03/mike...

http://www.theatlantic.com/international/archive/2012/03/the...

Yeah, it was meant a joke, but either people didn't get it, or people don't like it. I should know better than to try to be funny.